From the Northern Cape to the Lutzville Valley, South Africa has been producing some of the world’s most fantastic Wines as early as the late 17th century. At one time the Constantia Valley Wines were considered some of the best in the world.
The popularity of the Valley's Wines declined for a brief period during the Dutch East India tenure. It was rumored that several Amsterdam Noblemen were poisoned to death by putrid tampered Wine at the hands of evil & vindictive vengeful Traders.
As usual, the Dutch have no sense of humour! So the production was halted for a short time.
But ne’er you fret, today all is well in the SA Wine World. Wine production is at it’s height and the Johannesburg car jacking rate is at a mild 38%, but who’s counting?
The Wines at this event will highlight the Finer side of South Africa, with a selection of upscale medium-priced finds.
Lovely Lady Linda van Steen van Voortrekkers will be graciously hosting but once again alongside our dear old friend Senor Stefano Carosi-the old booze hound of Florence, who promised to accompany us for a taste as well!
The evening will commence at 7:45pm or so. We will start with the first of 5 different types, so it is important to be there to lush every last one!
We also offer very very light Hors d'Oeuvres prepared by Geneve Cafe's fiddling idle fumblers especially for your greedy munching pleasure, so yummy!
The cost is a silly & measly $18 at the door, which includes a Finer Wine Selection & ALL the Wine one could possibly drink!
** Find us a better deal anywhere in the New World!**
Also, Bottles to go will be sold at ridiculously preposterous, discounted prices!
So Fellow Afrikaners:
Get your Skates on Mates, collect your Gentleman Callers & Light Hearted Chaps, Gazelle Hides, Ostrich Headdresses, Apartheid Era Assault Rifles, Pretty Envied Damsels & Enchanted Fancy Missies, or other such. Also, bring some of that lovely and genuine Seattle passive aggressive charm and my $18.
IMPORTANT UPDATE AS FOLLOWS:
Sir Michael of the Opossum Wranglers will not be performing at this event due to reassignment surgery. He humbly apologises and will grace us again shortly with his shoes.
Terry Mattson and Conservative Dad will be highlighting this event with his smooth jams, weird beard and heartfelt hits from the Top of the Pops!
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