The University of $poiled Children. C'mon, everyone knows that's what U$C stands for. Who can seriously root for a team that, in 1912, was named after a condom? U$C is where football players steal handicap spaces from old people, and where coaches commit NCAA infractions on a daily, nay!, hourly basis--so many, in fact, they were stripped of their precious 2004 national title.

Did we mention OJ Simpson?! Yeah, that's right, society put him in jail, but they put him in their Hall of Fame! So, who exactly can root against U$C? Well, the answer is: pretty much everybody. And that, mister/ misses, includes you! So, come see another triple-overtime Bears victory over the $poiled Trojans! Oh, and, by the way, if you weren't there last week, forget that it's a "school night" for once, because Thursday night games rock!

Join us on Thursday, October 13th as the Golden Bears of California host the Trojans of U$C at AT&T Park. Your host and club president, Celia Garcia '84, will welcome you to our 2011-2012 venue, Players Sports Bar, which is centrally located just off of I-805 on Clairemont Mesa Blvd.

In order to reserve the right number of tables we need an accurate count of who will be attending. Please RSVP using this online invitation to let us know that you'll be attending.

Don your blue and gold and bring your family and friends out to Players to watch this exciting game with other Golden Bear fans. Food, fun, and football...a good time every time!

Go Bears! Beat the Trojans!